Welcome to Declassified, a weekly humor column.
Europeans love a good vote.
Political scandals and campaign rallies build to a high point, which is having to dedicate part of our Sunday afternoons to queue up in the local high school gym (that smells exactly like it did when you were a student there 20 years ago), make a mark on a piece of paper and hope for the best as we slide our ballots into a cardboard box.